The dice... the dice...
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kippurcritiquesbadbooksChapter Seven pt.2
I've been using my dice bag to hold the book down. It's my good bag of dice. I hope it doesn't ruin them. I wonder if I'll come back and they'll turned into D100s or something. You know, super uber dice. I'd say they might end up sparklier but I don't think that's possible.I mean one is holographic sparkles. It'd be nice if they started rolling twenties all the time... but with my luck, they'll be rolling ones.
Where were we? Oh, Anita is picking out boy toys. Which she's been doing for about fifty pages now. Mind you, I'm on page sixty one. \~/
Auggie wants Anita to taste -why do they keep on using that word? I keep on thinking that this is some sort of cooking show- her "new toys". Yes, that's really ... just... man flesh, aren't they. \~/
I have learned a new law in whornita land: Your value is based upon your shagabiltiy. \~/
Being the moral person (term used loosely) that she is, Anita wants to know how the men feel about being traded to St. Louis. And now it sounds like a baseball team. \~/\~/
Haven says he's cool with it and Pierce... well he starts to look to his master for guidance and Anita touches him and something like a very nasty static shock passes between them and there all WTF was that and IDNK!! and then it's totally dropped. When pressed Pierce admits that he wants to go home and doesn't like being offered up as some whore. \~/
This is apparently a bad thing, but Anita is made to look good when she stands up for him and says that he should be taken home. Auggie is surprised at this because apparently he's really good in bed.
We've had our moralizing for the evening, haven't we? It's not okay to have meaningless sex with people that you live with. In fact meaningless sex isn't okay at all. It all has to mean something. And it can only happen with someone you can chat with. I imagine then, that Anita is big on bedroom talk. Or talking while having sex. Though really, we're just having another double standard moment in Antialand. \~/\~/\~/
Now that Pierce is out of the picture because he doesn't want to be a whore, Anita goes for Haven. At first she's going for his wrist but it's blocked by, "a French-cuffed shirt, with real cuff links." Not wanting to be bothered with taking the time to undo the cuff links she goes for the neck, saying that "the neck was always so much more intimate than the wrist." I thought she didn't want to be intimate with these guys yet and was only doing a preliminary look, a checking under the hood sort of thing, kissing the neck is a bit more than kicking the tires. \~/
But, if she didn't go for the neck the following scene couldn't happen:
She starts to just kiss the neck but then Haven starts to smell really good. "He smelled really warm". Does Anita have synaesthesia? I'm starting to wonder, it would explain a lot! They start making out, for lack of a better term. Which is a bad thing. She folds her body around Haven. I'm not really sure how that works. I know wrap around is feasible, but fold around makes me think of paper. Which, I don't think, is the image Hamilton was going for. \~/\~/
People try and peel Anita off of Haven but she's all I want Lion. I want I want I want. Not leopard, not wolf. So, Joseph, the leader of the were-lions in the area is all "Here I am." And Anita is all, do I want Lion or do I want Haven in specific? Haven does the gimmie thing and tackles Joseph and they go fighting. Haven loses. And I think he's dead. \~/
Auggie, of course, is upset by this. He starts to try and dominate Joseph who is all "WTF FOOL? I'm king here!" And Auggie's no you aren't I am! He creates a metaphysical earthquake \~/ and pawns Joseph making him kneel and pretty much almost makes him his bitch. Or would that be queen? Lioness? He makes Joseph crawl to him and Anita tries to stop him. \~/
There's blather about who belongs to who by different treaties and animals to call and things like that which I don't really care about. The upshot being that she dares him to try and take control of him. He shakes her at first and then she releases her necromancy because there aren't any dead bodies. \~/
Aren't vampires dead bodies?
I think what she means is resting dead.
"My power blew out from my body like a chill wind, and it found its mark".
It's pretty much a my dick is bigger than your dick for the rest of the chapter as Anita and Auggie try to prove that they have the bigger one. Auggie appears to be winning when he grabs her and starts to call up her ardeur.
Actually, this entire section was a dick wagging contest. Which is rather dull. Also, I'd like to point out that none of Samuel's group spoke or existed once Auggie took control of the scene. \~/
Drinks: 16
Total for the chapter 46
I've been using my dice bag to hold the book down. It's my good bag of dice. I hope it doesn't ruin them. I wonder if I'll come back and they'll turned into D100s or something. You know, super uber dice. I'd say they might end up sparklier but I don't think that's possible.I mean one is holographic sparkles. It'd be nice if they started rolling twenties all the time... but with my luck, they'll be rolling ones.
Where were we? Oh, Anita is picking out boy toys. Which she's been doing for about fifty pages now. Mind you, I'm on page sixty one. \~/
Auggie wants Anita to taste -why do they keep on using that word? I keep on thinking that this is some sort of cooking show- her "new toys". Yes, that's really ... just... man flesh, aren't they. \~/
I have learned a new law in whornita land: Your value is based upon your shagabiltiy. \~/
Being the moral person (term used loosely) that she is, Anita wants to know how the men feel about being traded to St. Louis. And now it sounds like a baseball team. \~/\~/
Haven says he's cool with it and Pierce... well he starts to look to his master for guidance and Anita touches him and something like a very nasty static shock passes between them and there all WTF was that and IDNK!! and then it's totally dropped. When pressed Pierce admits that he wants to go home and doesn't like being offered up as some whore. \~/
This is apparently a bad thing, but Anita is made to look good when she stands up for him and says that he should be taken home. Auggie is surprised at this because apparently he's really good in bed.
I couldn't control my face fast enough.
"What's wrong with that?" Auggie asked.
"The idea of Bunny, just -" I made a push away gesture. "I'm fighting off a visual."
"She could be crude, but she was very good at her job."
I looked at Auggie. "And her job would be?"
"Sex."
"She's your mistress,not your whore. Mistress means more than just sex."
"Now that is Jean-Claude talking."
"Maybe but it's still true."
He shrugged those massive shoulders. "You've met her, Anita, do you really think I sat around and have stimulating conversations with Bunny?"
I laughed, I couldn't help it. "No, I guess not." Then another thought occurred to me. "Why would you date anyone you couldn't talk to?"
He just stared at me, a look on his face I couldn't read. "You mean that don't you?" He smiled almost sadly, shook his head, and wouldn't meet my gaze. "Oh Anita, you make me feel jaded, and very old."
"Do I apologize for that?" I asked.
He looked up, smiling still. "No, but that meant that the question makes me wonder about my choices for your pomme de sang I looked for good sex, dominants, because everyone needs more muscle. I did not look for good conversation or someone with interests like yours. I wasn't looking for a date. I was looking for food and fucking."
We've had our moralizing for the evening, haven't we? It's not okay to have meaningless sex with people that you live with. In fact meaningless sex isn't okay at all. It all has to mean something. And it can only happen with someone you can chat with. I imagine then, that Anita is big on bedroom talk. Or talking while having sex. Though really, we're just having another double standard moment in Antialand. \~/\~/\~/
Now that Pierce is out of the picture because he doesn't want to be a whore, Anita goes for Haven. At first she's going for his wrist but it's blocked by, "a French-cuffed shirt, with real cuff links." Not wanting to be bothered with taking the time to undo the cuff links she goes for the neck, saying that "the neck was always so much more intimate than the wrist." I thought she didn't want to be intimate with these guys yet and was only doing a preliminary look, a checking under the hood sort of thing, kissing the neck is a bit more than kicking the tires. \~/
But, if she didn't go for the neck the following scene couldn't happen:
She starts to just kiss the neck but then Haven starts to smell really good. "He smelled really warm". Does Anita have synaesthesia? I'm starting to wonder, it would explain a lot! They start making out, for lack of a better term. Which is a bad thing. She folds her body around Haven. I'm not really sure how that works. I know wrap around is feasible, but fold around makes me think of paper. Which, I don't think, is the image Hamilton was going for. \~/\~/
People try and peel Anita off of Haven but she's all I want Lion. I want I want I want. Not leopard, not wolf. So, Joseph, the leader of the were-lions in the area is all "Here I am." And Anita is all, do I want Lion or do I want Haven in specific? Haven does the gimmie thing and tackles Joseph and they go fighting. Haven loses. And I think he's dead. \~/
Auggie, of course, is upset by this. He starts to try and dominate Joseph who is all "WTF FOOL? I'm king here!" And Auggie's no you aren't I am! He creates a metaphysical earthquake \~/ and pawns Joseph making him kneel and pretty much almost makes him his bitch. Or would that be queen? Lioness? He makes Joseph crawl to him and Anita tries to stop him. \~/
There's blather about who belongs to who by different treaties and animals to call and things like that which I don't really care about. The upshot being that she dares him to try and take control of him. He shakes her at first and then she releases her necromancy because there aren't any dead bodies. \~/
Aren't vampires dead bodies?
I think what she means is resting dead.
"My power blew out from my body like a chill wind, and it found its mark".
It's pretty much a my dick is bigger than your dick for the rest of the chapter as Anita and Auggie try to prove that they have the bigger one. Auggie appears to be winning when he grabs her and starts to call up her ardeur.
Actually, this entire section was a dick wagging contest. Which is rather dull. Also, I'd like to point out that none of Samuel's group spoke or existed once Auggie took control of the scene. \~/
Drinks: 16
Total for the chapter 46
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